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[22 May 2009|08:49pm] |
"In high school, I had a teacher and he met a "wizard" who lived in the Mall of America when he was 14 or something and hanging out with his friends. The wizard gave him his phone number and told him to call if he ever needed a dragon slain or some shit.
Well he decided to prank call the wizard one night and the wizard said "If you don't believe I'm a wizard find a deck of cards and I'll guess which card you're holding." And he did just that.
Well about a decade later he was teaching me Geometry I think and it was nearing the end of the semester and whoever did the best on the test would get to call the wizard. Of course I was fascinated by the wizard so I busted my ass and did the best.
So on the last day of the semester my teacher dialed the wizard's number and handed me the phone. He then pulled out a deck of cards that had never been opened and handed it to me. I pulled out a card and it happened to be a Queen of Hearts. I asked, "Is this the wizard?" He started screaming at me like I was bothering him. I asked him to guess my card and he yelled, "I HAVE SOME VERY IMPORTANT POTIONS TO MIX, IT'S A FUCKING QUEEN OF HEARTS DON'T CALL ME AGAIN." And he hung up."
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